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itscarororo:

itscarororo:

"I can’t recall the taste of food… nor the sound of water… nor the feel of grass.."

-Frodo “S.A.D.” Baggins

stop reblogging this IT’S NOT WINTER YET AND YOU’RE GOING TO JINX IT

Posted 30 minutes ago

curlia:

fahbulus:

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

maybe we’re all ducklings

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nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

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  1. every sidekick in any movie: you did it!
  2. every main character in any movie: no, we did it
Posted 2 hours ago

perfectly-imperfect-carlos:

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

Cecil when he is forced to attend another intern’s funeral

Posted 3 hours ago

queerjames:

[suspicious snape voice] “you’re saying your friend named remus lupin definitely isn’t a werewolf”

[shocked, disappointed james potter voice] “remus lupin, a werewolf?? is it because he’s named after a guy raised by a wolf? is it because his surname literally means wolf? well. you’re wrong. his middle name is john, there’s no way he could be a werewolf.”

Posted 3 hours ago

mugglebornheadcanon:

551. Homestuck muggleborns have taken to shouting “I warned you about those stairs, bro!” whenever anyone gets caught on a moving staircase. Non-Homestuck muggleborns have taken such offense that Peeves now uses it as one of his jokes.

Posted 4 hours ago

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom)

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avatardream:

run-bassel:

but nope, we got a shit movie and shit games

^

(Source: ninepointeight)

Posted 6 hours ago

things ants are really good at:

tupacabra:

  • being outside
  • being inside
  • being omnipresent
  • doing group projects
Posted 6 hours ago

thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

(Source: blueberrytouches)